Things You Never Thought You'd Say

Welcome friends to my first edition of:
"Things You Never Thought You'd Say.... And then you became a parent!"

Here are my top five quotes for this first installment. Things I never would have imagined myself having to say....

5. 'Get your feet off of your brother's head!'

4. 'Stop shoving your hot dog in your ear - it's dinner, not a toy.' (not that a toy belongs in the ear any more than a hot dog...)

3. 'Shhh. Stop telling that man that he's very very old. Quiet, we'll talk about it at home.'

2. 'Stop using the toilet bowl brush as a light saber!'

1. 'No. My bum isn't so huge because it's filled with poop.' (if only it were that easy to correct)

Have you found yourself saying things you never would have imagined now that you're a parent?